If i come over, it means nothing
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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