She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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