is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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