if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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