I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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