Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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