put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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