Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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