I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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