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I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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