Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
My vagina just clenched in fear
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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