Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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