Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Everything about him screamed your future.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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