: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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