And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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