My nipple is on Facebook.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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