u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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