yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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