I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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