quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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