just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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