what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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