i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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