He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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