My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He better not be in your backpack
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I FOUND THE LEGS
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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