omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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