And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
This is classic penis vs brain.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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