You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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