Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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