It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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I didn't notice because vodka
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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