Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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