Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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