My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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