i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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