Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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