So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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