She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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