that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
