whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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