fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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