I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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