im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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