so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
should my penis look like a turkey
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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