i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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