I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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