He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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