On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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