I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Quick, to the slutcave!
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
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Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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