oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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