walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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