am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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