Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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