So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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