No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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